captainscruffy: insomniatic (deeply offended)
han "trash for hire" solo ([personal profile] captainscruffy) wrote in [personal profile] oratorical 2017-06-28 05:00 am (UTC)

backdated to actually like a year ago bc i do what i want

[so, thanks to small-town jail competency issues, it's actually a bit late in the evening when han's release is finalized. they give him his clothes and dirty knapsack back and set him loose on the streets. naturally han goes directly to the house he and luke have been sharing, letting himself in without any fanfare...until he gets to the living room and sees that his slowly expanding junk pile has been nearly obliterated and tucked neatly into one corner.]

That little womp rat! He said he wasn't going to move my stuff around! Luke!!

[he spares not a single thought for the possibility that luke isn't home, or that someone else might be.]

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