But I would be older if things were normal. I was older when we met.
[Leia, don't get huffy. That's taking this way too seriously.]
I've never been a big brother before, so... I dunno? First dibs on the cookies? Full rights to tease you for being shorter than me? Threatening to kick someone's butt if they don't respect you?
[The only explanation: she's so short because she's really younger than this 16 year old, even though she's in her 20s. It all makes sense.]
I'd say, perhaps better than continuing to threaten Han--even when he deserves it--those privileges should include spending more time together. Or we could visit one of the other cities.
[In hindsight, Leia might realize that a teenager's sense of what someone deserves might be a little bit skewed. That's probably a lesson she'll have to learn from experience, though.
[She'll grow used to it fast, largely because Han also has the tendency to act just as immature at times. It's a bad combination, Han and Ezra trying to one-up each other somehow.]
He is. I told you before, you don't need to worry about him. He may seem... prickly, but he cares.
[Calling her "his woman" is one she's not sure how she feels about, if only because she doesn't like the implication that he owns her or anything like that. "Old lady" was kind of amusing and she didn't truly mind that one. And everyone knows it's actually the other way around, that Han is "her man."]
[her words are accompanied with a warm feeling of affection, and whatever the mental equivalent of a smile feels like. She's not nor has she ever been the type to fawn over romantic relationships, or even place priority on them before now, but that future with Han is one of few things she doesn't want to change about the future.]
[Ezra somehow manages to convey the impression of blowing out a breath. He's still not sure he approves of Han calling her his woman, but anyone who can make Leia feel warm and smiley like that...
Well.]
Alright, I guess I won't bug him about that, then.
So, you're not married yet, but you know you will be? Then you met someone who knows you in the future?
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Hm, I wonder if there's some kind of big brother privilege equivalent for friends born at almost the same time...
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[Is she maybe a little bit huffy about Ezra's claims? Well, that's surely just his imagination. Princesses don't get huffy.]
What even are big brother privileges?
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[Leia, don't get huffy. That's taking this way too seriously.]
I've never been a big brother before, so... I dunno? First dibs on the cookies? Full rights to tease you for being shorter than me? Threatening to kick someone's butt if they don't respect you?
Wait, I'm already doing those things...
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You don't need to threaten someone in my name, Ezra.
[Especially when she knows at least one person he's already threatened.]
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I know I don't need to. That's why it's a privilege. I know you can take care of yourself just fine.
Unless you have a better idea for what big brother privileges are?
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I'd say, perhaps better than continuing to threaten Han--even when he deserves it--those privileges should include spending more time together. Or we could visit one of the other cities.
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[A pause.]
No promises about Han, though. If he does something to deserve it, I'm not holding back.
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[Which, probably, is pretty often. But she doesn't want unnecessary fighting when it can be avoided.]
But I promise you, you don't need to worry much about him.
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[In hindsight, Leia might realize that a teenager's sense of what someone deserves might be a little bit skewed. That's probably a lesson she'll have to learn from experience, though.
Experience from Ezra and Han.]
Speaking of Han, he is treating you right, right?
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He is. I told you before, you don't need to worry about him. He may seem... prickly, but he cares.
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Like, are you really okay with him calling you "his woman"?
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[Calling her "his woman" is one she's not sure how she feels about, if only because she doesn't like the implication that he owns her or anything like that. "Old lady" was kind of amusing and she didn't truly mind that one. And everyone knows it's actually the other way around, that Han is "her man."]
What else has he said?
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[Does Ezra sound a little bit skeptical? Because he's skeptical.]
Was that part true, or was that just more of the whole his woman thing?
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[her words are accompanied with a warm feeling of affection, and whatever the mental equivalent of a smile feels like. She's not nor has she ever been the type to fawn over romantic relationships, or even place priority on them before now, but that future with Han is one of few things she doesn't want to change about the future.]
We aren't married yet, of course, but some day.
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Well.]
Alright, I guess I won't bug him about that, then.
So, you're not married yet, but you know you will be? Then you met someone who knows you in the future?
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[she's not going to dump the Kylo Ren bomb on him just yet, that might be a bit much. She won't deny it if asked, but it's a complicated issue.]
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[Technically he's met a couple others two, but he doesn't know exact timeline points for them, so they're not coming to mind.]
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[Anyone he knows, he wonders?]
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[Two she pretty much always approves of. She has no real issues with either of
her adopted sonsthose two.]There's also Kylo Ren and General Hux. I don't know if you've met either of them.
[She hates saying Kylo Ren, she'd rather say Ben, but. She doesn't want to explain that right now.]
P.S. Can we say this is backdated to before the Excursion?
I think I've met Finn. And talked to someone named Hux when I first got here. Maybe he's the same one? I don't think I've met the other two yet.
Yeah sure, whatever works with ezra's birthday thing
[If Ezra guessed Leia doesn't like Hux? Surprise. He'd be right.]
o/
[Ezra hadn't been able to pin anything specific about the guy down, just the general stick-up-his-ass bearing he had.]
I didn't realize he was from our galaxy.
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[he's imperial trash, that's what.]
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What kind of person is he?
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